Anyone that has ever tried to mount a hammock for the first time knows that its a perilous affair. Apart from the embarrassment of flailing around like a prat, theres the physical danger.
Theres always that friend that suggests hopping in, isnt there? So you do, only to land and a nano-second later, realise that you have made a terrible mistake as the hammock takes your downward force + poor trajectory, multiplies it by 10 with a vicious spin and splats you on to the grass at 30mph. Thanks God then for the Kelsyus Portable Backpack Hammock.
Theres always that friend that suggests hopping in, isnt there? So you do, only to land and a nano-second later, realise that you have made a terrible mistake as the hammock takes your downward force + poor trajectory, multiplies it by 10 with a vicious spin and splats you on to the grass at 30mph. Thanks God then for the Kelsyus Portable Backpack Hammock.
